The Pixelated Times

Jonny's Revenge

2009-11-13T20:54:36Z

Space Michael

2009-07-02T07:09:30Z

I recieved an issue of Sonic the Hedgehog in the mail the day Michael Jackson died, so here's a post about that one time Michael and Sonic crossed paths.

As some of you may know, Michael Jackson composed the music to Sonic 3... er, kinda-maybe. Read more about it here (it's looooooooo-o-o-ng!)

The gist:
Sega wanted Jackson to create the music for their new Sonic game, but cut ties with him after the scandal. Sega then brought in their own musicians to finish the soundtrack. MJ's own music was either tossed out completely or "reworked", or something.. maybe.

Now, that wasn't confusing at all, was it??

One thing's for sure - MJ's influence can clearly be heard in the finished soundtrack. Here's a playlist of the music in Sonic 3 that has "Michael Jackson" written all over it:

And that's not all!
Years later, after that first scandal had died down, MJ actually appeared in another Sega franchise: Space Channel 5.
And yes, that's the real Michael Jackson's voice you hear in this ad:

I'm sure my brother got a kick out of the first few seconds of that one. HURHURHUR

Oh yeah, then there was this:

And now, we end all this with a playlist of remixes and blends incorporating the Michael Jackson music from Sonic 3:

It’s the World’s Oldest Duck 3

2009-07-02T06:02:35Z

It’s the World’s Oldest Duck 3

Y'Herrdme?

It’s the World’s Oldest Duck 2

2009-07-01T03:28:36Z

It’s the World’s Oldest Duck 2

“Where’s the other two go” indeed, Mark..

It's the World's Oldest Duck Part 1

2009-06-29T19:37:07Z

It's the World's Oldest Duck

Yes, this really is a new comic. And there's more in the pipeline, sucka!

"That's Cash in the Trash"

2009-06-28T23:49:32Z

Billy Mays?

Billy Mays?? Really?!?!
This crap is getting out of hand....

Here's Billy Mays vs that other guy:

It pauses for a few seconds to honor Mays - just wait and it'll play like normal.

UPDATE:
Just discovered this one. Man, how are we gonna go on without ads like these?? I'm serious, he will be missed.

It's even vaguely Pixelated-related...

Three

2009-06-26T06:00:56Z

I'm sure you've heard by now.

I plan to make a post here on Michael Jackson later, seeing as he was the most relevant of the three to my life.

Thursday the 12th

2009-03-12T09:18:45Z

Today's Comic: Thursday the 12th

Yet another comic derailed by a food pun...

George Washlincoln's Birthday

2009-02-16T18:49:36Z

Pixelated's Hard Hitting Interview with Captain O

Today's comic was based (vaguely) on actual events. See, the Prez came to my town Thursday for about 17 minutes, most of which was spent at a Caterpillar plant giving a speech. So here's a comic about him at a Cat plant getting grilled by Angela Anonymous, ace reporter for the Non-Existent Times.

Hmm, looks like the Obaminator is the first U.S. President to know what a fansub is..

I'm Giving up Pecan Pie

2009-02-11T17:50:06Z

The President is coming to town!

No, really - he is. The O-Man's headed toward my neck of the woods tomorrow. I wonder if he'll stop at Sterling Family Restaurant like Dubya did?

Speaking of "Baby Bush", look what showed up the instant I uploaded today's comic. Thanks, Google Ads!

Oh, and that 'Bama comic I promised eons ago? It's coming soon (really!) Of course, it'll have to be changed slightly, seein' as the inauguration's over and done with...

I. R. Not Done Yet

2009-01-21T20:27:19Z

Unfortunately, real life got in the way of me finishing that comic I promised yesterday.

Keep watching this space - it'll show up eventually. Hopefully tomorrow...

I. R. Witnessing History

2009-01-20T17:08:40Z

-- on my Teevee.

As I type, they just swore in that "Joe Buddins" character, and they've got Yo-Yo Ma on stage.

Uh-oh! Here come th' Judge - It's happenin'!

It's happened! And no one's shot him dead yet, either! *does happy dance*

There will be a comic about this tomorrow--

Ah, Something NEW Has Been Added!

2009-01-06T15:45:13Z

Gaze in awe at the newest innovation in sequential art: Colo(u)r.

Notice something different about my site? No, it didn't get a haircut.. I installed that there Wordpress software! Now my site is finally automated, jus' like the big boys.

Sure was a lot harder than I thought it would be, though. For instance, I had to learn some PHP. And there was so much crap to change in the stylesheet. AND I had to rename all my comics, a task that has yet to be completed. All this took quite some time - I've been tweaking the code since last month year. [ dodges gatling guns ]

Anyways, all of 1998's comics are currently in the new archives, along with some of last year's. Until I get the rest of 'em converted and renamed, I'm leaving up a link to the old page. Enjoy it while you can, mwahahaa...

Oh, and note the "cast" link near the top of my pages. I'm actually committing myself to slapping together a cast page this year. So keep checking that link every now and then, eh?

And, just in case you're wondering, here's the hoary old comic Howie and Mark are starin' at in today's strip.

Rod Blugoyer... Blagiva... Bologna... My Governor

2008-12-10T07:20:12Z

Hey, Alaskans - is this how you guys felt when your governor became an instant celebrity?
I mean, what the hell?

I get in my car yesterday, turn on the radio and there's Rush Hannity talkin' 'bout Blago. And dadgummit, they can even pronounce his name better than *I* can!

Suddenly, everyone knows about my governor, Rod Bulova.. Ivano... Sonovavich. They're even talking about him in French-Speaking Canada!

B-T-Dubya: There's still two days left to bid on that senate seat..

Dag-Nabbit!!

2008-12-09T19:20:06Z

I turn 30 tomorrow.

Armistice Day

2008-11-11T10:18:45Z

Happy ~~Armistice~~ Veterans' Day!

In honor of this great day, here's a comic about a guy with no military record whatsoever.

Barack WHO??

2008-11-05T20:45:27Z

It's always best to remain humble...

That Damn Song

2008-08-15T08:51:49Z

Instead of making comics last month, I felt compelled to work on this instead.

Yes, it's "Caramelldansen" - the meme where we copy an animation cycle from some Japanese porn game and make 'em dance to 45 rpm Europop! And now there's a Pixelated version, because we all know the world needed one.

Out of all my NINE-THOUSAAAAAND(!!!) characters, only Angie and Splunky were willing to perform. Click on the "High Quality" link on the video's page to watch 'em dance in all their non-blurry glory.

At least one other webcomic-er has contributed to this phenomenon: the way more popular VG Cats Guy.
Mine syncs better, though.. [dodges buckshot]

Ten Eyelid-Chawin' years

2008-08-10T12:32:28Z

I jest realized it's Pixelated's 10th anniversary today.
Maybe I should start working on some new comics, eh??

Everyone's Favorite Font

2008-04-24T06:39:36Z

WHY IS A 50-YEAR-OLD NEWSPAPER COMIC STRIP USING COMIC SANS??

I mean, what's next? They start drawing it in MS Paint?

Nathaniel Martin Stroman

2008-04-22T07:47:57Z

Holy Guacamole!There were a couple of earthquakes in my neck of the woods last week!!

I slept right through them...

Here's some news footage of the ~~Grate~~ Great Quake of '08:

That's right - Shaft AND Chuck Heston were in my hometown! You think a li'l thing like death's gonna stop Moses? C'mon!*

And now, this:

*OK, maybe I stretched the truth just a bit. Mr. Heston wasn't there after all

Happy Leap Year Day!

2008-02-29T20:32:20Z

Now with X-tra Blue Pencil-y Goodness

Yet Another Post

2008-02-28T20:41:25Z

Unfinished Gnu Comic

Another thing I missed...

2008-02-28T08:30:45Z

Tex Avery, known to most people as the creator of Kwicky Koala, was born 100 years... and two days ago.

It's my bedtime, so just read these Avery-related posts by people less lazy than I:

Avery Appreciation
Texcentennial
Tex Avery's Rational Story Structures
Belated Tex Thoughts (Ha! I wasn't the only late one..)

"I'm a Volcano, I'm a Giant!"

2008-02-28T07:26:47Z

One of the downsides to working 2nd shift, like I do, is you miss out on things like this:

That's right - Puffy.

In A Raisin in the [frikkin'] Sun.

On network [frikkin'] TV.

With Claire Huxtable playing his mother.

How did this happen?
And, why did I forget to record such an historic event??

At 2:16, I was almost expecting Mrs. Huxtable to say, "I can't stop, I won't stop, and I don't even know how to stop!"

And hey! Uncle Jesse's in it, too! This is one of the greatest casts EVAR, and I missed it! Darn it! Darn the luck!